Holiday Bizarre: Quickies! 22-23

It’s almost Christmas, These speak for themselves…

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#22 A John Water’s Christmas

From the man who wrote and directed; Pink Flamingos, Hairspray (1998) and Crybaby (One of my favorites) Comes a handpicked Christmas compilation.

This one’s really good though:

Full Track listing:

1.”Fat Daddy” – Fat Daddy
2.”Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer” – Tiny Tim
3.”Christmas Time Is Coming” (A Street Carol) – Stormy Weather
4.”Happy Birthday Jesus” – Little Cindy
5.”Here Comes Fatty Claus” – Rudolph & Gang
6.”Little Mary Christmas” – Roger Christian
7.”I Wish You A Merry Christmas” – Big Dee Irwin & Little Eva
8.”Santa Don’t Pass Me By” – Jimmy Donley
9.”Sleigh Ride” – Alvin & The Chipmunks
10.”Sleigh Bells, Reindeer And Snow”
11.”First Snowfall” – The Coctails
12.”Santa Claus Is A Black Man” – AKIM & The Teddy Vann Production Company

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#23 Christmas at Luke’s Sex Shop

Warning: Not suitable for work. Warning #2: Not suitable for any person to listen to ever. 7 tracks of creepy, dirty explicate Christmas songs that are so inappropriate one wonders how it could have been approved for release as a Christmas album.

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Full Track List:

1. Ho Ho Hoes
2. 2 Live Christmas
3. Christmas Freestyle
4. Jesus Is Black
5. Christmas Spliff
6. Christmas Fuckin Day
7. Christmas Time Megamix

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